April 2010
March 2010
“Nah I Aint Maury Povich But who the fuck is you kiddn?”
– J. Cole,Dead Presidents II
You Mean That Hoe?
Person 1: You know whats his name talkn to that hoe right?
Person 2: Which hoe?
Person 3: the same hoe whats its face was talkn to?
Person 1: No the other hoe!
Person 2: Which hoe?
Person 3: oooh that hoe? forreal?
Person 1: No you thinkn of a diff hoe
Person 2: how the hell would you know which hoe im thnkn bout?
Person 3: Which hoe is yall takn bout?
Person 1: that one hoe yo brother used to talk to
Person 3: My brother?
Person 2: or my brother?
Person 1: No yo brother
Person 3: I dont have a brother
Person 1: I wasnt talkn to you then!
Person 2: oooooooooh I know who you talkn bout now
Person 1: Yea he talkn to her now
Person 3: yea, im not gonna ask again, Which Hoe!
Person 1: We Jus told you!
Person 2: Yea Pay Attention!
Person 3: I Was! So the hoe is yo brother ex?
Person 1: No her brother
Person 2: Yea, and he just talked to her
Person 3: ooh, I dont know her
Person 1: So you just wasted our time
Person 2: this was a stupid conversation
Person 3: Yea, you could say that again
Person 2: why would I repeat myself?
Person 4: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE!
“Some people say it’s better to have Loved than to not know the feeling,...”
– Brianna.
Mary Jane Legal? Psssh
Now, I personally dont smoke weed but I get extremely irratated when people suggest that weed should be legalized everywhere. I get annoyed because once it is legalized the government will control it you dum fucks. SO what if you’ll be able to buy it and smoke it whenever you want at first! But after a few months Im willing to bet anybody that there will be restrictions. You cant smoke in...
What a guy Really Means...
“It’s a Guy Thing”….There’s is no rationalization or logic behiend it
“I heard you”…I have no idea what you just said
“She’s ugly but she has nice lips”..Damn she ugly but she can qive me head tho
“Its not you its me”…Im ready to move on, your boring
“When we gon chill”…When we gon fuck?
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