June 2012
how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
anymannymore:
Bitch, control your child before I do.
So I hear Obamacare passed.
popularpugh:
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
lmao . a surprise .
fairygodblogger:
people who have wifi but don’t know the password
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
Watchfersher:
dans awf
Watchcoolcrazysexy:
axelusprime:
Difficulty Level: Easy > Medium > Hard > Expert > Asian
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!
This is pretty cool
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.
